words, words, words.

you-and-me-divine:

If you didn’t think “Shia LaBeouf” could get better, you were wrong.

raptorific:


THE BEST

raptorific:

THE BEST

twinking:

teacher: so, is .. Brr.. brrfaxx..cee…
Brfxxccxxmnpcccclllmmnprxvclmnckssqlbb11116: it’s pronounced Albin -_-

twinking:

teacher: so, is .. Brr.. brrfaxx..cee…

Brfxxccxxmnpcccclllmmnprxvclmnckssqlbb11116: it’s pronounced Albin -_-

harmonicakinder:

i have finally compiled my top 5 shakespearean stage directions

  1. leaps into the grave (hamlet)
  2. enter titus as a chef (titus andronicus)
  3. storm still (king lear)
  4. falstaff riseth up (henry iv part 1)
  5. exit pursued by a bear (the winter’s tale)
Please explain how one would wear "Sexy diet of worms" as a costume.

runecestershire:

harkerlking:

inkandcayenne:

Strategically-placed selections from the 95 Theses and pictures of an annoyed-looking Pope

yes

YES

teamocorazon:

tryinabeme:

DONT GIVE THEM IDEAS.

lol these were all shown at the end of 22 Jump Street

this is the franchise making fun of itself

after carefully scanning the nanowrimo rules, i have discovered that yes, fanfiction is 100% acceptable to do. i guess i’ll be doing the julius caesar saturnalia fic for nano this year then! 

boonwyatt:

boonwyatt:

what did dorian gray say to basil hallward?

nothing he just STABBED HIM TO DEATH AND DISSOLVED HIS BODY IN ACID